Build them a fire and they’ll be warm for a night. Set them on fire and they’ll be warm for the rest of their life. 🤣

I think at this point if they go low, you’re going to need to sweep the fucking leg. Looking in from the outside you’re not far away from all out authoritarian hellhole.

And also keep it in a sealed container like a glass jar. That way bugs don’t find a way IN through the crack in the packaging. I have to do both freezer and container with my flour otherwise I get bonus weevil protein in my cakes. The joys of living in warm humid climates! Edit: a word

No need for nuclear war. Looks like Captain Trips is being brewed in the US bird/cattle/human populations at the moment. M-O-O-N spells pandemic.

I think a US government run by greedy Nazi billionaires, anti-science nutjobs and fronted by a wildly demented septagenarian narcissist is a bigger threat to public health…but what do I know I’m just a potato.

A shift worker…FML lol

Oof! Didn’t expect an old semi-joke to cause so much angst. It’s really just a comment on how often articles talking about how X, Y or Z will impact “The Economy” is mostly about how much money already absurdly wealthy people will gain or lose. Hence replace “The Economy” with “Rich People’s Yacht Money” in the headlines to get an arguably more accurate headline. Also I don’t think anyone give a shit about upvotes on Lemmy, could be wrong though. As for Florida, I’m not in the US so not super familiar with the climate in various parts of each state but snowfall in Florida seems pretty crazy since I thought Florida is pretty tropical/subtropical. If I have offended you please accept my apology as it was definitely not my intention to offend anyone and especially anyone who is experiencing a natural disaster. I’ve been through a few cyclones and a bushfire. It’s not even slightly fun.

Oh no! Not rich people’s yacht money the economy!

+1 for Ologies!

See Starlight Tours for an insight into friendly Canadian police :/

ADHD. Turns out I was self medicating this whole time.

Ummm… the Israeli plan is the forced relocation of Palestinians?

Their big plan to avoid war crimes is to commit a Crime Against Humanity instead.

Wut?