PrunesMakeYouPoop

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The average person has one boob and one testicle.

Wow a Zardoz reference. Well met, Friend.

Is that a gun that is also a penis? Or is it a gun that shoots penises as ammo?

Maybe he shouldn’t have spent so much money on avocado toast and fancy covfefe.

I mean, do they even enforce this? I flew spirit once, had a backpack and a messenger bag, and just boarded and flew. I mean, how could they possibly enforce this?