I swear to God, if you are fucking with me I will find you somehow. I have a very specific set of skills, and they mostly pertaining to cooking, building, and drawing things, but they are skills nonetheless!

I knew about just pressing S, but I have also done this more than I care to admit.

Wait, so Trump was actually serious about this, and not just baiting him for election support? Like, seriously?

I mean, Garland dragged his feet til they hit bedrock. That is why he’s getting away with it all. If he had simply acted swiftly with urgency, like he was dealing with a domestic terrorist, justice may have been realized.

I’d put down $50 on his administration taking measures to get Trump out of the way to install Vance.

I use it because it came with Play Music, now YouTube Music. I’ll just switch to Spotify if I see them.

I mean yeah obvs.

What if we need to court them next election?

Yes. Yes I fucking remember.

Anyone who didn’t vote made the same decision.

In Supernatural, Cass takes off his bloody clothes to wash them, but then he decides to use his remaining bucks on the vending machine instead, and he takes clean clothes from the lost and found.

I mean short of running ads on football games that literally just said “Joe Biden, our current sitting president who took office after Donald Trump, has stepped down from running for a second term. Kamala Harris, our current VP is now the Democrat nominee”…actually…scratch that, maybe they should have done just that.

Have we absolutely ruled out foul play by the guy who constantly talks about election rigging, and also constantly projects his own lies, and also constantly cheats even with his own games of golf?

Do commercial airline seats count?

My parents, like 30 years ago, once locked their oven door by using the self-clean. They had to call a repair man to come unlock it.

Right? You could probably find just the frozen carrots. Some people, SMH.

They’re sentient, and they hate you.

Hey, I was released in 1982!

I understand, because it’s so dependent on the person. I wouldn’t get in a car with my mother, for instance, if she got stoned. But I’m a huge stoner, and I do it every day.