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If I have a spare pokeball, you can catch it and force it to battle against the next one.

I don’t believe that’s a true fuck cars moment. Sure, you can use cars to kill people on purpose, but the much bigger issue is the amount of accidents that kill people through cars.

Still, sad for the victims.

Immer dieses gegendere hier!

Hätten wir das mal früher gemerkt!

AfD Zero - Zero Zucker, voller Geschmack!

Also tatsächlich möchte ich mich von der DDR distanzieren. Sollte jemand dies als Werbung für die DDR verstehen, dann bitte ich um Entschuldigung.

Generell finde ich das DDR-Ampelmännchen aber nett anzusehen.

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Why would anyone make something like this?

I don’t get it

Dann richtet er den auf sich selber, und zündet so das ganze Haus an.

Akkuraterweise müsste da einer im Amerika-Onesie mit Flammenwerfer im Hintergrund stehen.

Man kann Pizza auch an einem Stück essen.

Oh wow, it was that easy all the time to fix a country’s economy? Why did no one think of that before?

You could also try to get a tungsten replica of your genital. It’s probably more expensive though.

And then he starts crying during the orgasm?

Waiting since yesterday evening…

Being a scientist myself, this argument is not very good. The believer can just say that god created lead as well, and didn’t wait for it to be created by decay. If god can create a universe, why shouldn’t they be able to create some lead?

People say that everything before becoming a parent yourself is just extended childhood. Can partially confirm. If the kid is with someone else, you can also be a child again.

I always carry a USB stick in my backpack in case I need to install Linux.