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Louisiana band shellfish??? Not in a million years
Louisiana band shellfish??? Not in a million years
Came to say this. That dub is hilarious.
Also Ghost in the Shell is my favorite.
I work with my hands so if my hands are covered in grease or dirt or whatever I wash my hands before taking a piss. I do wash my hands after as well.
I saw this and was very confused. I was thinking, “well mine just has two balls that unscrew from either end and pull it out” then I realized they’re talking about a different ring for a cock
I’m not much of a jorts man
Machine maintenance / Macgyver. We make air filters and I have to make sure the machines that make them are running.
I also do any other random jobs. Currently I’m creating a simple webpage to submit machine issues that get sent to a Google sheet and an email sent out.
I also machine metal replacement parts. Of course I make any personal projects I want to as well.
This is why I use a trackball mouse when on the couch.
My comfort clothes are jeans. I wear them year round in Houston Texas. I’m also pale as a ghost.
This one floored me.
Fuck Russian politics and policies* I like to believe that most Russians just want to live and drink vodka
I get fucked in the ass by enough things, I don’t need to Nazi’s doing it too
Oak tree. Destroys slabs like no other.
Desktop for gaming or any intense programs, laptop for studying and other browsing I want to do on the couch, phone I use for most chatting at work and with family and friends and looking things up on the go and doom scrolling. Also, phone has lots of audio books
Did way too many drugs and dropped out
11 years sober and hoping to graduate this semester
Dr Manhattan’s power, floppin dong and all
Semi related: I’m studying for a Linux certification and at the end of each chapter they have 10 practice questions with answers in the back of the book. Almost every time, the explanations of the answers get shorter until there’s basically just the answer by question 10. It feels like they just got tired of working
AA?
Nah, take the lid off the tank, your feet on the seat, and leave an upper decker.
Faked being pregnant. Had that happen twice from 2 different women.
As a Texan, I can absolutely attest to this