The unbelievable part is that THEY would bother using actual flying drones to manufacture an emergency. Deepfake videos and bot armies to spread them are too easy.

Shocking

Buffalo.

May I subscribe to Pelican Facts?

Its not that. The size of modern cars is to accommodate crumple zones. This design is better for people inside AND outside the car.

But bad for the environment, since you are hauling around an extra ton of padding all the time.

Why doesnt everyone switch from Windows???

Zero occupant protection. Arguably worse than a motorcycle and a raincoat.

Next year we make slave auctions great again

“The gang executes a CEO”

Are you suggesting that a simple faraday bag can neutralize an ankle monitor?

I found another suspect!

Obvious troll is obvious

Pwnd teh libs tho.

Since the democratic party has become arguably centered instead of left, its natural that a new left leaning party should become mainstream

The coin isnt fake tho, its exactly what its supposed to be.

Seems like theres some widespread DNS problems again today

Most of their net worth is in assets, not dollars.

Guess what they do hold in dollars? Debt.

And what happens to debt when the dollar tanks?

Your mom is a funicular railway

Quebec isnt going to be happy

You shure ‘bout that?