Candidate Who Won With Most Votes Ever in US History

Which has the exact same vibe as “the stock market hit all time highs!”

Yeah, no shit. The population is increasing. What else is new?

So… A form of democracy?

… They mean that you’re supporting free speech by disabling and block and supporting them

The polar opposite isn’t necessarily better

You know you can do those things without a car right…? Right…!?

Oh man “maybe some contain some things that might cause cancer maybe possibly in laboratory testing on mice, and even only if you absolutely fucking drown yourself in it” against “smoking is always known to and will absolutely cause cancer, including to people around you.” Yeah definitely the same thing.

That sounds like some D.A.R.E. bullshit. If that’s the case then I’d be perfectly fine trying heroin once because I won’t get addicted to it. I’ve tried nicotine a few times, now, and I have less than zero interest in trying it again. You can make your point without being hyperbolic

… perfume doesn’t cause cancer when you inhale it

That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. I hate English.

You don’t say 1.2 thousands, you say 1.2 thousand

The first all hands meeting (within three days of being hired) I had at my new job was the CEO talking about legal allegations and indicating he’s going to be much less involved in the day-to-day. Apparently he was pretty well known for being a massive dick and berating employees.

On the bright side, I’ve not had to deal with him once! In the last year-plus I’ve seen him comment on two tickets regarding bugs, but that’s about it. We’ve not had a single all-hands since then. I just started at an unlucky time, haha

Tell that to Germany

… metal ones?

To be fair, most people aren’t driving across the US on an even yearly basis, if ever in their lives.

The 2024 elections… Next year? If it was last year, would you say it JUST HAPPENED to coincide with the midterms? Give me a break

It absolutely was not just another seasonal flu. Do you have any idea how many people died?

School doesn’t kill you. I don’t even qualify for the draft anymore and I know it’s fucking vile.

There a huge difference between parents making a child do something, with basically no legal repercussions if they don’t, and the government forcing an adult to do something against their will at the threat of prison.

Recover your freedom? So you’re not free and are forced to work? Sounds like textbook slavery, to me. Indentured servitude is still slavery

I mean, to be fair, slavery is slavery whether there’s a “good reason” or not