Tammo-Korsai

We regularly review our pay to ensure we offer competitive wages and benefits.

Translation: We pay as little as we can get away with.

I think he wants Ukraine to fold so he can peddle his shitty inventions to Russia without pesky sanctions getting in the way, whilst styling himself as a great diplomat.

“Don’t make me nuke myself!”

“I kept throwing wave after wave of my men at the kill-bots until they reached their preset kill limit.”

• Zapp Brannigan

Hamas is commanded by stable geniuses.

Putin’s special military operation to expand NATO is going well.

Non-negotiable freedom and democracy intensifies

Israel has its own military industry that is very advanced and substantial, shaped by their forever war, so I’m sure they can get by without US support for far longer than Ukraine currently can.

They helped plenty of Nazis escape to Argentina, as well.

Behold the teachings of Supply-Side Jesus.

I’m not sure they’ll be able to contain a determined uprising given how the Russian police force is in crisis due to pay so low that one is better off working as a taxi driver. And I imagine that many unpaid soldiers won’t be feeling terribly loyal if things really go to shit.

Ministry of Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice

Better known as the Anti-Fun Police.

And then the losers were allowed to write history for the winners, hence a lot of historical myths have endured for so long, such as Clean Rommel, Asiatic Hordes and the apolitical Wehrmact.

There’s also the risk of nuclear weapons going missing. Smaller devices would be easy to remove in the chaos, so I can only hope they are non-functional due to age and/or key parts being stored separately. I really do hope that the people guarding nuclear facilities are a damned sight more competent and motivated than the average conscript if civil war erupts.

At most, I just hope it’s a coup that removes the current government and then completely withdraws to the pre-2014 borders. However, I suspect that whoever replaces Putin and makes peace won’t exactly be an overly nice person. It’s going to take some ruthlessness to overcome Russia’s security forces and agencies unless they too are on board with the coup.

Some say that Prigozhin has the rare ability to close windows, thus he is safe for the time being.