TheLowestStone

Room temperature butter is superior in both sound and splatter.

In this universe he is nearly 60 and his opponent was in his 20s. Don’t get me wrong, I still wouldn’t fight Tyson because I’m 40 and in, at best, mediocre shape but we can acknowledge that he is well past his prime.

I don’t know how anyone will be surprised when the price of literally everything starts skyrocketing again next year.

The average person is incredibly dumb.

Absolutely. The way things are looking, we’re going to need all the friends we can get.

Chef’s and butchers too. We know know how to take a body apart and clean up blood.

Everyone looking for “the” answer needs to realize it was a ton of stuff. Lack of a primary, failing to separate from Biden, campaigning with Republicans, failure to take a hard stance on genocide, ignorant/ill-informed voters, propaganga, misogyny, and racism are only some of the reasons.

This is good but it isn’t quite the same thing. I want my phone to auto restart if I haven’t unlocked in for 12 hours.

Mostly my mental health.

I’m looking forward to joining the dozens with my nexto phone v

The dishwashers at my job labeled a cart “Dishpit Cart” and I can’t help but see “Dipshit Tart” every time I look at it.

Thank goodness we didn’t elect Bill Clinton this year. That would have been a disaster.

Which means that Shrek could have been Rosa Parks’s favorite movie of all time.

I could really use an adult latte right about now.

I’ll blame both.

Best of luck to you.

Just curious, where are you going? My wife doesn’t want to move further from her family or we would be in New Zealand already.

The gun store closes before I get home from work. That’s why I’m going tomorrow.

Poisoned by his thoughts

I think it’s important to remember that the wirm died in his brain. I assume because his thoughts are that toxic.

I grew up in upstate NY so I’m no stranger to deer. This was something else. We were driving through the Winding Staircase mountain and there were hundreds of them. My wife kept screaming and grabbing my arm while I was driving until I had to stop in the middle of the (empty except for us and the deer) road to calmly explain that she was making the situation significantly worse.