I think you’re on the nose, here. I laughed at the headline, but the more I read the more I see how fucked they are. Airlines. Industrial plants. Fucking governments. This one is big in a way that will likely get used as a case study.

Note taped to the door: DO NOT use microwave cat is in time out

Are you sure your friend isn’t just three beavers in a long coat?

She looks like she’s giving the ol’ razzle dazzle

Anytime I think of John Romero, I think of Daikatana and their ad campaign

If I had a kid that asked for Newports, I’d just give em to them. Kinda curious to see where that goes

Then, unless you’re the owner, you’re getting underpaid

An evocative image that truly captures a genuine facet universal to the gem of human experience, for in the gulf between every one of us lies some kind of weird ghost thing fuckin up the steez

The Orange is strong in this one. They will do mighty things. Dumb and amusing, but mighty