https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YM2NQgIG-QM

It’s a masturbation joke.

When are going to decide as a society that enough is enough? We don’t want to play dice with you anymore Ellen!

But it doesn’t cross the blood brain barrier so it doesn’t really do me much good.

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!banvideogames@lemmy.world

There are literally 10’s of us.

Uh, isn’t that what this is?

Yup. Every time I’ve visited it’s been very busy.

I’m a complete novice, so for anyone else who’s curious, it was launched May 20, 2005 and had an expected lifespan of 5 years. It’s was already serving in a secondary capacity having been replaced by newer versions. So not quite as sad/scary as it seems when I was fully ignorant.

A teenager was just shot to death in her home for existing and that’s your reaction? Bruh.

I think you might have taken it a bit too literally. It’s clearly an uber push notification, so the implication is that everyone in the city (who uses uber and has the app installed) got a notification.

I’ll probably quit next week, this one has been rough. I’m not addicted though.

Sometime in early March, a bulldozer specially equipped with both a GPS and a mobile satellite phone is sent up the mountain and over the Snow Canyon. The GPS and sat phone work in tandem to provide the driver a detailed video screen image of the dozer’s location in relation to the center of the snow-buried highway. This driver’s job is not to clear snow, but simply to lay out an accurate track of the road itself. Following the GPS dozer is a team of dozers that will begin the clearing operations.

You just know the teen rating is because they are chugging sherry the entire game.

Same girl, same.

NDAs generally prohibit you from stating that you are under NDA.

Better to be cryptic “I can’t really go into details due to my clearance”.

…Dad?

It’s double illegal now. Everyone knows that’s when shit gets super serious.

I hope your eggs are newer than your bills.

That’s oddly specific, have you had this issue in the past?

The beans stay in the safe, everyone knows this.