Seth Meyers: My meemaw said!

Well, if you want more information: Biosecure Cow Cremator.

Note, there are two sizes available!

Of course he’s not on the force anymore. Now he has time to run for sheriff itself!

His union will get his job back (with back pay and benefits); and an apology for treating him so horribly.

I remember when this started years ago (in the before AI times): Jolly Roger Telephone.

Seems now they are using AI too.

Living on a farm tells me: Animal Carcass Disposal Options Rendering • Incineration • Burial • Composting

We almost never lost an animal (200 head of beef cattle), but even the best cared for animals past away eventually.

I know where you can rent saws from; not sure about the “first half” of that step. /s

Wood colored concrete 🤔!

As if they need a reason.

Congratulations! We would be better off if everyone prioritized saving and investing and living on less than they make.

If they’re hot, we need mandatory leaks!

Shakes fist at TSA.

Everett

Went to university with a lady named (I kid you not): April May June

According to her, her parents thought it would be “fun”.

I would guess she is about 50-60 years old now.

I see what you did there 😉

You were joking - obviously!

Far more than I am proud to say, far more.

Give me the $100 first (completely and irrevocably non-retractable). After I (in my sole judgement and by my sole timeline) am 100% convinced it’s mine, then I’ll sign.

Why yes it was!

I award you 10 Internet points for your skill.

Or Cancun (heard that from someone named Ted).

I agree (and realize) that a simple holiday wouldn’t fix the many ills of our “election system”. Just thought it would help. I’ve heard that England has at least a week to vote [hope that’s true]. Anything that would make it easier and more convenient to vote would be a great help (not suggesting making the process less secure).

That sounds great!