Few things feel as lonely as planning a big party and then everyone flakes. Doubly so if they decide to do something else without you. ☹️

Lmao fucking idiots, every clown that voted for him

10/10 headline

Me patiently waiting for hospital staff to stop acting like fucking cops

Cuts it out himself with one of those derpy daggers with the retractable guard and hands it to his beloved, still beating

Yeah it’s kind of like the crisis hotline hanging up on you because your 2 minutes is up. Insultingly impersonal!

Thanks for the reminder to find and set up the dash cam I bought 2 years ago (and then proceeded to do nothing with it because I forgot to buy an SD card for it, and then forgot entirely)

Posting with a new account apparently. Last time I made a reddit account I made a few comments in various subs. A few hours I went back and found that every single thing I posted was deleted without a word from the mods. I hadn’t even posted anything controversial but new account = bad I guess

Hope someone rats out the rat 🐀 it’s rats all the way down

News reporting on a black kid getting murdered: “HE WAS NO ANGEL!”

News reporting on a killer getting what was coming to him: “HE WAS SUCH A SWEET KIND MAN WHO DID NO WRONG!”

I’m not sure if I ever really believed it. My parents would be very tongue in cheek when talking about “Santa” in a way that I picked up on early. I have a memory of kindergarten where I realized that everyone else thought Santa was real, and it made me start questioning if I was the one that was wrong

Personally I wouldn’t risk it. Been burned too many times and I also don’t trust myself to hold up my end of such an agreement. Never can know what the future holds.

It relies on everyone involved not falling out with each other / losing interest / selling out down the line

Everyone I like still uses messenger. And a local support group I’m part of is on Facebook. I also use it to check for local updates especially during bad storms. Besides that I don’t touch it because my feed is 10% my relatives posting the dumbest shit anyone’s ever come up with and 90% sponsored/suggested shit that’s just thirst traps and rage bait.

If I can’t laugh with myself who can I laugh with?

The elites have never had so much power. They have mass media, global supply lines, mass surveillance, the ability to coordinate anywhere in the world in real time, vast armies of labor, enough capital to bend any government to their will, and those governments can destroy and subjugate in ways that the likes of Julius Caesar couldn’t have dreamed of.

😭 tfw no assassin bf

Love this. Definitely gonna get removed though

Infinity War was a better Star Wars movie than most actual Star Wars movies

New York too according to Gov. Hochul. https://www.wwnytv.com/2024/12/05/hochul-anthem-reverses-course-anesthesia/

The wording is ambiguous but it implies to me that Anthem will not be doing this in any state either.