Yes please

Though I don’t like Musk, I think deporting all illegals would be damaging to our society and economy.

That’s my ring tone for my spouse

A few from Mr Torque from Borderlands:

NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!

THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES, APOLOGIZE

NEW MISSION, I WANT YOU TO BLOW UP, THE OCEAN

Ugh… It is like fingernails on a chalkboard for me

Here’s a really small one: when one of my toenails has a sharp corner to it that snags on the sheets.

One pair in my travel stuff always. Habit from grad school when I lived next door to a frat house

Had an tenant whose son was reportedly causing havoc around the complex. It was a case of my tenant (and me, as her landlord) vs the HOA and some statements that others had provided. My tenant denied the claims when I spoke to her about them. No evidence was given. I got pulled into a sham of a disciplinary meeting (which my tenant was not allowed to attend) and fined for not doing enough to control my tenant.

This wonderful service for $370/ month (and increasing each year).

For my work, Bluebeam.

Great idea! Thanks. But maybe I like the opportunity to dance…

For water stuck in your ear after shower or swimming, what works for me is tilting your head to the side that is plugged and bending/unbending your knees (making your body bounce) until the water comes out.