I’m a forgettable nobody, so, Michael Cera.
I’m a forgettable nobody, so, Michael Cera.
Right? I’m sitting here like “this has to be satire… right? But it’s just absurd enough not to be…”
As all civilized people should.
I remember reading about a military guy, Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster. I have no idea what he actually does (or did; guy’s probably retired by now) but if he hasn’t at least spent some time teaching martial arts he’s doing it wrong.
Edit: apparently he’s a computer technician and that’s even better somehow.
There’s not one single person they could promote for this?
This was me, too. Being able to communicate in writing was a godsend for me.
Right? Let’s find even more ways to restrict, alienate, and socially isolate young people. That can’t possibly backfire horribly…
Trump by default. I mean, you might say Jill Stein when she emerges from her cave of irrelevance for her ten seconds of people remembering she exists, but really all you’re doing is getting out of the Grand Old Cult’s way.
That would be the goal of the only genocidal apartheid ethnostate in the Middle East. Working as intended.
Tell me again how this has to do with “defending themselves.”
Genocidal monsters.
That awkward moment when the genocidal occupying force can’t handle literal facts.
Came here for this, glad to be beaten to it. I’ve seen this movie three times and I’m still not sure I could actually explain it.
Holy shit was that movie a mindfuck.
I will never not be just a little bit salty that they didn’t get Patrick Stewart to voice Oberon.
Because if there’s anything these genocidal assholes need it’s more weapons.
How about a swift kick in the ass instead? A hearty “lol get fucked” perhaps? Or maybe just a simple reminder that this is, in fact, a hell of their own making.
Solidarity with the oppressor is a strange stance to take.
Of course they did; genocide is the point.
“Christian”
“Torture”
I’m not even surprised anymore.
Utter bullshit. The world does need more ways to restrict, exclude, and infantilize young people. This should be subverted by every possible means.
I imagine this cuts off right at the voting age? So it only affects people who never had a say in who passed it and can’t effectively hold them to account for it?
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