Kleptocracies gonna klept 🤷

Nah .ml dying is great for the fediverse. Actually the denizens of .ml dying irl would be great for the world too

The motal is he should have had socks too?

Not my cat but I’ve seen cats just do this randomly in sleep

Worse ways to go

Adorable

Harris is highly disliked. You can’t polish her no matter how much the media teams try. Open conference is the way to go.

Bernie aoc ticket all the way

Get your act together Ireland! Do it for trek!

Harris has less chance than Biden. Literally just grab a Labrador, put a blue tie on him and let him do the job - better chance getting elected than Harris.

Jesus definitely got his father’s hair 😂

Or maybe pour some money into Haiti so it isn’t such a hell hole instead?

The best option isn’t just…everyone leaves

Harris to donors:

I know I’m not popular but luckily the presidency isn’t a popularity contest…oh wait.

This is actually a way to be really productive. Rank ten jobs in the order you don’t want to do them then approach from the easiest.

They produce more pollution than anyone.

The islamists don’t like this one!

Not a student of history apparently. Ever hear about the bombing of Dresden?

One immutable truth of wars is that aggressors set the rules. Hamas likes to fight in schools and hospitals…they’re straight up monsters - the people who support them aren’t much better.

“A total of 20 people, including a senior Hamas government official, were reportedly killed in three earlier strikes at two other Unrwa-run schools in Nuseirat and a church-run school in Gaza City.”

Hamas loves their human shields

Well they probably were terrorists. It’s not like they’re having classes lol

Three nights minimum in each location. It feels rushed if it’s shorter.

I more surprised they weren’t already designated one.