¯\_(ツ)_/¯

nobody ever does, we just lose less.

yours has a little certain something that makes it sound more correct.

ehh they’ll just give up before finishing anyway.

I think it adds a certain ju ne sa qua something

pretty soon they’ll have formidable robots to replace the unloyal labor.

and so it begins

you don’t book a table.

you BOOOOOOoooOoOOk a table.

it’s not a restaurant it’s a restahhhhhhhhomghowlongdoesthisjokelaasttruelythisishellomgkillmerant

clearly you haven’t dated enough good ladies then.

veal pick-axe-a?

Ravi-holyshititsaghost

spaghouli and human balls

chicken marsaaaaaaaawe’reallgoingtodiela

wow, yeah i mean, the terrible ones really write themselves.

tactical raids on those properties.

let’s have it out.

I think I’d have enough time to build a rocket…

\m/

when your Linux command doesn’t work the first time, ya gotta su, su, su d-o

inb4 !!

…that’s my secret…

laser pointer on top of black king in one for checkmate.

thanks dad

there are indeed, always, wise cookie.

I think there’s a gap there to fuck.

ICHTST

they configured yours wrong. …as a joke.