Misleading yet entirely accurate

Someone down voted you but I can’t imagine why. I desperately want Biden to win but he looks like shit out there. Trump, meanwhile, is confidently spouting whatever horseshit pops into his head (even had the fucking gall to call Biden a criminal). Half the government is gleefully destroying the country and the other half is letting them. I honestly don’t see a way forward for this country. I don’t like to be a cynic but I cannot imagine a scenario where the next four years aren’t an absolute clusterfuck.

Spaceballs? In my Star Trek meme? It’s more likely than you think.

You have insulted me and my people with this offer 😡 (unless you add 3 gold/turn)

An excruciating number, yes

My only complaints about Aldi are that the selection is a bit limited (though they often have some interesting stuff in the “aldi finds” section) and the produce can be a bit hit or miss, but I always do the bulk of my groceries there, then get the rest at Kroger. (Their prices aren’t great, but they’re the cheapest in my area beside Aldi.)

*poke*

So efficient they guard everyone else’s coasts too!

Especially when he has to keep taking time off work to suffer Horrors Beyond Human Comprehension™

… He’s absolutely right!

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Okay, you’re coming in a little hot there. I have no idea what you’re talking about. I’m not deflecting anything. I’m saying that pointing out that there are issues in Australia does not absolve the fact that there are issues in the US. I’m literally only pointing out that it is, in fact, whataboutism. That’s it. I haven’t even touched on the issues themselves, so whatever persona you’ve painted on me and are clearly so passionate about is in your head only.

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There are issues in America

Whatabout Australia?

Yes.

Some people are really weird when it comes to things being “fair.” I forget the details but I remember a study where given the option of getting $100 and a stranger getting $200, a good chunk of people would rather neither of them get anything.

“Kramer, what’s going on in there?”

“It’s the nacelles, Jerry! They’re right across from my window!”

“Well can’t you shut the shades?”

“They are shut.”

Yeah, that tracks. That whole list feels like the 2000s

Flowers are the real invasive species there. Unchecked those fuckers just go.

Yes he is, and he gets cucked by Jerry Seinfeld, who plays a bee. It’s a weird movie, man.

“Historically, the two countries had cordial relations…”

See, they were friendly!

"…until 1904.”

Oh. Well, they were friendly 120 years ago anyway.