Salt is not an optional ingredient.
Unsalted butter is a crime against cuisine.
Thank you for self-reporting, criminal. Please stand by, the butter police will arrive shortly.
Salt is not an optional ingredient.
Unsalted butter is a crime against cuisine.
Thank you for self-reporting, criminal. Please stand by, the butter police will arrive shortly.
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Stop eating your Legos.
I wear them on both feet.
Well, there’s a new insult: “You soggy-bones looking mother fucker.”
The Flying Spaghetti Monster.