I made basically the same comment, and just now saw yours. Glanced to see who made it first out of curiosity.

Apparently we had the same thought at the same time. That’s wild.

Huh, Earth was once Ferenginar

Damn, that sucks :(

Is it really that bad? :/

Still haven’t seen it, but I’m gonna have to eventually

I might not be the best one to reply, but that “we’re a family” shit irritates me.

“If we’re a big family here, then you, and my coworkers, need to accept me as I am. This is who I am, this is how much I smile, and this is how much I socialize. Please, we my family, accept that.”

Yeah, the main character was based off of an ex girlfriend, who was a major goth/vamp girl, and Jewish.

Two thing:

1, mistletoe? Was unaware of that lore.

B, when I worked nightshift security, I wrote an urban fantasy novel (that has since been lost :( ), in the form of security log entries about a guard working at a warehouse in a world with ooky spookies everywhere. Tons of funny shit, but my favorites were the feral werewolf pups that would occasionally get inside, and had to be scared off with the vacuum cleaner.

Also, the vampires who were sitting shiva for themselves.

The ghosts who were haunting the warehouse, but only on weekends and holidays, as a vacation.

I need to rewrite it. It was honestly some of my best writing

No, no, no, When life gives you lemons, don’t ~~ make lemonade~~ get whores.

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

How old is that? I’ve been looking for one for years. I think that’s it, but I don’t remember the last panel like that

Yeah, that’s a very good way of looking at it

It’s honestly one of my absolute favorites

The Man From Earth. It’s always felt out of place to me. I’m not sure if it’s too early or too late, but it doesn’t feel of it’s time to me.

Same vibe for The Discovery of Heaven.

Right? Such a cool name! I also would not mind if they renamed earth to Terra, though, to keep the trend. But if we keep Uranus, we should make earth Gaia, so Uranus won’t be so lonely as the only Greek in the solar system.

I may, may, be anthropomorphizing our planets a bit

Let me help every woman you’ll sleep with going forward, then. Don’t just jizz on the bed when you pull out. It also gets cold, but now it’s where you need to sleep. Lol.

Also don’t get it in their hair, it’s a bitch to get out if it dries. Invest in a daily glass of pineapple juice, though, and you probably won’t have to worry about it where to end. They won’t mind swallowing so much

I’m a genuine proponent of renaming Uranus to “Caelus.” It’s the only planet (save earth) not named for a Roman god. It’s named for a Greek god, and completely breaks the naming convention. Funny word play aside, I’d like to see it renamed Caelus.

Ever driven 45 minutes home after bottoming? It get pretty cold before you get to a shower

Yeah, actually, now that you mention it, I never had to specify before. Started doing that after mentioning it a few times and people thinking I meant cyber security lol

I could get behind this. The low end of a bunch isn’t as clearly defined in my head as the others. So long as it isn’t precisely 12, it’s okay. Lol. Also, 6 is often “half dozen” but not always.

I agree with the poster below, in that they’re ambiguous terms used interchangably, descriptive linguistics and whatnot. But in my brain, they’re hard coded as couple=2, few=3, several=4+, a bunch= 10 or more, but not 12. Can me 10, 11, 13+, but can’t specifically be 12. That’s a dozen.