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Cake day: June 26th, 2023

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  • An English couple adopted a German baby. By the age of two, he’d yet to talk.

    They took him to specialists, but they could find nothing wrong with the boy.

    By his seventh birthday, his parents had given up hope. But that morning while he ate breakfast, he spoke clearly: “Mother, Father, my strudel is a bit tepid.”

    They were astounded and overjoyed. “You can talk!”

    “Yes of course” said the boy.

    “But why haven’t you said anything before?”

    “Up to now everything has been quite satisfactory.”
















  • I can buy that. I live in the North West and this description doesn’t fit MAGA here.

    He’s white, Christian, and male. That’s a about where the similarity ends.

    He’s a professional making good money, drives a nice car has a nice family, never watched NASCAR or wrestling, doesn’t care about sports, went to college, comes from a line of immigrants who “made it” in America by the sweat of their own brow which is a source of pride, without even a tangential connection to slavery, and weirdest, hated Trump. He thought Trump was disgusting in 2015. Now won’t hear a bad word about him.