I had this broken but working lamp (was just the light part no stand) with a dumb plastic baby blue lamp shade thing that fit perfectly on there as a lid.
I put it there because I worked out one of my dogs was kinda scared of the dark and wouldn’t eat at night unless someone walked out there or we left the big light on, once we put that on and turned it on he was fine.
I’m going to believe that the thumbnail is the detective that solved the case.
Hahah beat me to it, that scene played in my head as soon as I read the name.
But… I don’t like that one…
Captains choice, yet it’s Kirk and not Captain Janeway, the true coffee captain.
Don’t listen to them, they’re just a shill for big moisturiser!
MythBusters: Ukrainian War.
That’s just because Canada hasn’t fully joined.
Israel going for the world record of breaching the Geneva Convention the most times in one war.
Well I’m Australian so yeah very slim chance of that, plus this dude uses babies as shields from the police, I think I’ll be fine.
I am one of the we.
Because the new food is bland, the leftovers still taste good to my tastebuds.
As a person with trashy neighbours who think they own the street, study how they talk to each other when they want something done then talk to them like that.
I tried being civil with my neighbours, but nothing, then one day I had a shitty day and had enough, walked to the edge of my drive, looked directly at their house and screamed " GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT OFF MY SIDE OF THE STREET OR ILL MOVE IT INTO THE FUCKING RIVER!" walked back inside and about 30 minutes later everything was moved, they behave most the time now, but whenever they try shit again I just do the same thing.
If they’re also really loud and you can hear general conversations, make sure to repeat something they know they’ve said, let’s them know you know more about them then they do about you.
Alright then, who pissed off Cookie Monster?