Well, that put a smile on my face

It wasn’t for lack of trying. There were at least several attempts to assassinate Hitler.

😢

At this point, all the stuff in the shower is sort of automatic. I’m usually thinking about other stuff.

Bouncy castle in my ass

Solid argument

Olive oil

It’s probably just some technical issue. I’m sure the post didn’t actually go anywhere.

If he thinks it’s a good thing that people want to kill him, let him go ahead.

And I would imagine that Obama’s reaction to this isn’t much more than, “Lol, that dumbass”

How ghoulish

His pants aren’t soiled, so it couldn’t have been that long

And the time before that

But much more adorable

I really don’t think that anyone is shocked by this

Play outside

It was a mail in ballot. It went right into the trash.

The 2000 presidential election in the United States. I voted for Gore. In Florida.

Oops

Yes, and very obviously

How is this different than literally every other day?