Money is a hell of an aphrodisiac

I’m not a good enough artist to draw it but Minecraft spiders also clearly have anime eyes and a red bow on their heads.

It’s like poetry, it rhymes

~ George Lucas

If it were really that easy to adapt there would be no reason not to support Firefox in the first place…

“In the dark all cats are grey”

I mean it’s not a bad point, IE once had the market dominance that chrome does now. By all means continue only supporting one engine but at least be aware that you’re gambling on the browser market not shifting again as it has done in the past.

It’s always true for sufficiently large values of “a few”

This particular arms race began a couple of decades ago at least…

Like, the selling feature of all three is that they don’t use a runtime

Microsoft:

Napalm? Pretty sure the answer is napalm.

Also what’s your date of birth and mother’s maiden name?

Did not know the thing about purposefully adding rogue tabs to kconfig files to catch poorly written parsers. That’s fucking hilarious and I’d love to have the kind of clout to get away with something like that rather than having to constantly work around other people’s mistakes.

Has the US ever bombed an embassy?

Yup

So does this also apply to precocious puberty or is this purely a fuck you to trans people?

I don’t understand how this didn’t happen the instant PiS got voted out in Poland tbh.

bunch of bankers.

The correct collective noun for bankers is a “wunch of bankers”

“The US government, please help Chinese stock investors,” said another, per CNN on Monday.

That’s certainly an… ambitious request. I’m sure the US government will get right on that.

So, as far as I can see the ruling was that the guy hadn’t sufficiently proved through his actions (e.g. protesting, joining any anti-war movements or in this case even expressing this view to anyone beforehand) that he was an actual conscientious objector and not just a chancer who didn’t want to serve.

The fact that he played PUBG was brought up as part of the suggestion that he was just having a go but wasn’t the whole case against him. Indeed tbh I can’t really see anything suggesting it was a particularly important consideration compared to the lack of positive evidence of conscientious objection but obviously it’s the bit that’s going to get clicks.

We tried that once, their replacement cancelled Christmas and invaded Ireland…

It didn’t have a warhead attached