Flying bugs often can’t fly when their wings are wet. They go in for a drink, get wet, then can’t get out. If there were some dirt on the edge, they could swim out and dry off, but a glass isn’t made of dirt, so it’s harder to get a grip on vertical glass or glazed drinkware.

Wine and sweet drinks are even worse, because the bugs are attracted to the scent, and they often don’t have as much surface tension as water, which means the bug can’t just land on it, and when they fall in the liquid fills their respiratory system (basically little holes in their exoskeleton).

They’re eating our lunch, and most Americans are too rock hard for gas fumes to notice.

Neither is it thin.

So, a plane that dumps water onto a fire is dispersing a chemical (water) with the express purpose of controlling the temperature. So firefighting planes would be illegal under this bill.

No more planes into or out of Florida doesn’t sound like the worst outcome to me.

I mean, that’s fine. No one is doing that anyway, so it won’t affect anything. It’s like banning post-birth abortion.

If only I had just spent $60. Unfortunately I spent about $30,000.

Did you get the kind that can also make dinner? Wait, am I thinking of a microwave?

Just once. No reason to be sorry though. The only big loss was the money that went to the wedding.

Joke’s on you, I got married in two of those years.

Omg, that looks so good. And it seems so easy to make!

Trump Depression

“Would he do that?”

No, do it yourself. You have email. Email them. Don’t annoy everyone with your support requests.

This is not the place to ask for that support.

I only remember one password, the one to my password manager.

Basically plan to pinch pennies for at least the next four years.

Heroin overdose would probably be alright.

NYT. I wouldn’t say I generally disagree with them, but I disagree with them a lot.

Vanoss?