And combined with a smart watch and a blood pressure cuff, I bet it could learn to edge you perfectly and indefinitely.

Maybe it’s the plural possessive, like a possessive youse.

From seeing cats in heat, I have to assume it’s like temporarily having the sex drive of a 14 year old boy on a first date.

I wonder if they have post-nut clarity.

You know you can get salmonella from plants too, right? And you’re less likely to fully cook them.

Damn, I had a Tandy 1000HX (very much not a 486) and never had to do that. Maybe because, despite having a hard disk, it had DOS on its own ROM.

I mean, Canaanite babies, livestock, and children (except those sexy virgin girls). Also the Midianites. There’s plenty of precedent for God-commanded genocide in there. And even the most prominent apologists tend to respond with “yeah but it’s ok because God said.”

If I saw two people order different sizes of pizzas, my mind wouldn’t be blown, and nobody would consider the situation unreasonable.

And it’s not even some crazy stretch to make the premises work. Like if it had said the pizzas are the same size, I’d have to try to come up with something ridiculous to meet the requirements of the question, and would probably just leave it blank. But people order different sized pizzas every day.

The “correct” answer contradicts the requirements set out in the question.

Am I autistic? Or do I just have basic reading comprehension?

If the “correct” answer is valid, so is “actually neither of these people exist”, because we clearly aren’t expected (or allowed!) to accept the premises for sake of argument.

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What if it’s an infinitely mighty boot? Ya know what’d make it even more mighty? Existing. Therefore it already exists. Start licking!

I just did a theology!

For the good of all of us. At least the cis white straight men.

Quail Man

OwO

You can, if it’s soaked into clothing.

I believe the pen in front of me exists.

Or that we’ve turned lead into gold, though not very cost-effectively to say the least.

And that’s just Xander.

Do Muslims count as a denomination? And if not, why not?

“And if you don’t support killing them, you support terrorists, mmmkaaaaayyyy” — Bill Maher

That’s how you sell the plan to republican lawmakers.