Are you joking or do they actually do that??

RIP little baby. I always feel guilty when watching fireworks…

If they retired, they’d just get untired again.

I love how fish have such weird faces!

Do you want a rebellion? Because that’s how you get a rebellion.

I went to the zoo today! Didn’t get very good quality pics, but putting them here anyway.

I still don’t understand how at the same time, men are feral beasts who can’t resist the urge to rape someone because checks notes they saw her hair, yet they are the logical ones who can be trusted with power and responsibility.

List of people who are suprised:

Also wind and sunlight literally come from the sky, which is like, the number 1 thing associated with divinity of all time.

like those cartoon characters that hit their clock with a hammer

Hawaii is wayyyy too small to meet the coffee demands of a country as big as the US.

People actually do that? I only take a few painkillers when I’m on my period.

Free tube tying is really different from forced removal of a healthy organ, which is just mutilation.

I’m going to remove this guy’s lungs if he doesn’t shut the fuck up

Cereal. I thought I had lactose intolerance once and switched to lactose-free milk, but the farts didn’t stop.

Yeah, how dare they stand up for human rights even after being told not to! Because everyone knows that blind obedience has never resulted in anything bad.

Good reply. I’d also note that the working class sadly tends to have less education, which is very useful because it has made common people easier to control and lie to since the dawn of time.

Suprisingly not, but I do dutch oven myself a lot.

I burp every now and then and I think my amount of burps is pretty normal. (though idk how often the average person burps)

Well, I have to admit that saying “shit” with my asshole would be way more difficult.