Institutions need a place to live, too!

I would like it to criticize me for needing to do it, at all.

Definitely one of the coolest owls, right up there with all the others.

Maybe their family members committed acts they didn’t want to be associated with.

My modded original Xbox was magical. Rent a game from Hollywood Video, rip it straight to the Xbox hard drive, return it.

Imagine that being your hero.

How to Spot Genocidal People 101.

$10 says it happened once.

I’ve only seen the original movie, but I don’t see how anyone can top Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto.

Only slightly relevant, but you inspired me to dig out this amazing Korn/Taylor Swift mashup. They elevate each other.

Or a Shark Tank-style infomercial product. “It’s The Orphanizer, From Ronco!”

That makes so much sense.

Hyped as frig.

What’s the deal with kids these days!?

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We’ve had a sudden flood of applicants who perfectly fit our company culture. You’re all fired, please form an orderly queue by the pit of fire.

Moreover, despite faking the whole thing, he was still somehow too soft to hack it. He literally couldn’t handle pretend homelessness.

In the thumbnail, he looks downright dehydrated for booty.

Even better, it’s the sequel, Four Twenty 2.

I sincerely wish all of my messages were delivered to me by an owl holding a scroll.