Fuck subway.

He would probably go to the pizza place and order a pizza with just sauce and cheese. What’s wrong with that? I think it’s called a cheese pizza.

No, you should stop at this point and handle your phone, your car keys, your wallet, fish around in your pocket and belly button lint, scratch your asshole, then continue to handle food.

Does Lemmy have hailcorporate yet? Really seems like an ideal fit around here.

Fuck Subway, and fuck your dumbass sandwich. Which you obviously didn’t get a picture of from “the worker.”

Oy oy oy oy fuckin bullocks slit my wrist

Are emo bands still a thing? That seems so two-decades-ago.

What are the kids into now?

Y not and x not is not y or x.

Is my brain not made from atoms?

I assume they accept debit cards right?

Maybe they have financing plans.

You have been connected to JESUS.

Please type your prayer below.

You can say things like “mom could really use that surgery” or “please let my football team win.”

Your prayers are important to us, so please wait on the line while your savior responds. We know you have a choice in saviors, and we are proud that you have trusted your soul with us.

I remember when my 386 had a 40mb hard drive.

A few seasons of TV shows.

I am just transporting a bag. The contents are not officially licensed to be regulated by the state.

Is this related to OP?

Or you just have a Romulan Empire conspiracy bone to pick?

Please select all squares containing a gaslight.

How is this any different than Lemmy cat subs?

Now kiss

The real money is from corporations. And they don’t give a fuck about social issues. So long as they get their free pass to fleece the masses.

This is the term we use in my sex dungeon.