Fuck that. I wanna hear from the bandage.

That tracks. 😚

Do your own homework, son.

Your logical fallacy is showing.

Projection, too? You’re a triple threat. 🤩

That’s an odd way to spell “intentionally miseducated”, but it tracks.

Tone deaf much? 🤦🏽‍♂️

Oh, so she’d have to change her outfit to be allowed to leave the confines of her master’s home? That makes it so much better.

Yeah… It’s genuinely sad. 🤷🏽‍♂️😅

Bruh, there’s no brand whoring from me here. We’re all products. Simmer. Bruh.

Propaganda?

I mean, fuck Drumpf into a hole with his own arms, but this is still BS.

The irony of using Apple products, thinking “Private” means “private”.

Also, Witcher has some heart-punch right-in-the-feels moments in side quests, FFS. 😶 Even when you’re purposely avoiding what you know is gonna be an emotional wringer in a prominent quest line, they cut ya while you’re wandering around? Genius. Damn. 🤌🏾🙇🏽‍♂️

He just might shit himself. Before 10am. Again. A fourth time.

Can we have a do-over? The sun was in his eyes. (I mean, he was staring at it, but still.)

Calling it “news” is disingenuous and helps no one, mind you.

My katana can’t even cut onions, but these aren’t tears. You’re crying.

I fuckin’ hope so. 🤞🏽

That’s not at all what I “mentioned”, but A for effort, citizen.

Fuck, really? Fishing? Christ on a scooter, WTF.