Maybe the real Heathcliff was the friends we made along the way

The child psychologist?

I have never seen Heathcliff, I have no idea what they or it looks like. But I have seen your work.

My wife and I tell each other we love each other an obnoxious amount.

Not so long ago, she developed a throat infection that stopped her from being able to talk for a while. So now we have a new way if saying it, three little squeezes.

I fell like this government is going to be telling people “work will make you free”.

You silly! Elon told us he’s running it as a “reverse start-up”.

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger?

Four bedrooms between six people, there’s two couples. We’ve got a main bathroom, a half bath, and an ensuite.

It’s a protest of how in today’s society, even if sex has exactly the same pro’s, the cons fall much more heavily on women.

They don’t say it’s not without personal sacrifice.

We’re back to sexy!

You’ve gotta make the same mistake two or three times, just to make sure 😉

That managers name? Elon Musk.

Be careful you’re not getting something written by AI that is not just terrible, but completely inappropriate. A human author could also do that, but…

Yeah, I have no idea why people would associate things so definingly “modern” with the 19th century!

Why are you downloading Wikipedia? You’ll only be banned from online shopping, not using the Internet.

They don’t like his cologne, eau de universal rage pheromones.

There’s a lot more to fast food than burgers. Pizza, curry, poutine, sushi

Perhaps telling all his employees that if Trump won he’d cut their bonuses would be taken as attempting to threaten their vote?

Does “designed in California” count?

The fact our healthcare system is woefully overburdened already?