marketsnodsbury@lemm.eetoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•Anyone still giving a name to your car, and what is it?
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1 month agoI have a bright orange Subaru Crosstrek named Poppy.
I have a bright orange Subaru Crosstrek named Poppy.
Walmart and Sam’s Club.
You know you’re probably dealing with the baddies when the Criticism and Controversy section of your main article on Wikipedia grows to the point where it links to another Criticism of Walmart main article.
Reminds me of Trump and his… frustration with low-flow toilets.
“You turn on the faucet and you don’t get any water. They take a shower and water comes dripping out. Just dripping out, very quietly dripping out,” the President continued, lowering his voice as he spoke about the drips. “People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once.”
The car should be programmed to self-destruct or take out the passengers always.
I think MST3K had the right idea:
“If you’re wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts
Just repeat to yourself “It’s just a show
I should really just relax”