Still a solid answer, though, even not understanding the assignment.

Dude just wants to see his parents smash

What if you went back and the dinosaurs all just spoke perfectly understandable English but with a British accent? Nobody would ever believe you when you came back since “all of the science” suggests that dinosaurs didn’t speak modern English with British accents.

The senate:

🔘 Will allow this

⚪️ Will not

Get this man a Pulitzer

America Don’t Be a Global Embarrassment for One Day Challenge (Difficulty Impossible)

I think it would be an awesome feature but like you said, just not something that is going to sway a typical social media user to give it a shot. But I can see it being a really cool way for advanced users to really customize their experience.

As a layman, I promise you “write your own algorithmic code” is not a feature that would compel me to sign up for a service

I feel like Trump does value loyalty, as we’re seeing with the people he’s elevating in this transition. It seems to be people who never really wavered in their sycophancy toward him, while others were jumping ship or hedging when he lost to Biden.

Mike lookin a lot older since I last saw him, hope he dies soon 🤲

“Your kid could have been traumatized walking home alone, now get the fuck on the ground while we arrest you in front of them and haul you off to prison while they’re left at home”

This man lemmy’s

Per the image description, that dude is Lara Trump lmfao

Republican presidential nominee and former U.S. President Donald Trump is reflected in the sunglasses of Lara Trump, wife of Eric Trump, while he speaks at a campaign rally in Wilmington, North Carolina, U.S., September 21, 2024

And here I’ve been eating plastic insects this whole time like a fool

I was thinking more like “pursue therapy” but that works, too

Jesus, what a miserable outlook. Maybe take a break from being online for a while.

Imagine if instead of a podcast or audiobook or symphonic power metal you had to listen to the screams of your lawn as you mowed its life short

With all due respect to her history and career, I don’t give a fuck what Nancy Pelosi thinks about any of this. I don’t want to see her or hear about her or any other 80+ year old establishment liberal for the rest of their lives. They did their time. Now it’s time to retire from public service and live a cushy life with the grandkids and let the next generation take over.