Finally I can schedule my 12 Linkedin posts a week about how everyone but me is a lazy pos for working less than 70 hours all at once and concentrate on the grind during the week

Homie is sitting in a cell somewhere in Washington or Beijing :sob:

Putin has been yapping about nuking the west if they cross whatever red line he made up that week for years.

Again?

Love how “built in java” is listed as a feature

Not up to date on my nintendo lore, what did I miss?

Yes! Maybe even have a little layover at LAX <3

What on earth makes you even consider the possibility this could be anything but satire?

Why do we even care that much? Can’t we just let them roid up and have a good time?

-10,000 yogthos credit points

The IMK is not the national government

Sign into Gnome with your Microsoft account

I think I just had a stroke

That requires you to interact with music in your native language which for people from most countries would be rather unpleasant

Hard disagree. Judging by the memes that get posted around here, not a single user of any Lemmy instance was born after 1980

Always hits me like a truck when I hear Americans still use SMS

Actually can’t tell if this was made by a tankie or a sane person and I love it