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OP, this should be, at least, a weekly rally, to boost the morale of the warriors. For the glory of the Empire!

Glory to their house, for the dedication to their cause!

That’s a nice one!

I provided myself with sustenance to face the rest of my work day… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Glory to your house! There is force to be found seeking allies!

This reminds of a joke.

You know where a 500kg gorilla sits?

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Polyamorous relation, I’d risk.

Personally knew a situation where after having two children, the sex drive of the mother simply disappeared. The couple still loved each other and being relatively young, the woman did not want her husband to be deprived of sex for the rest of his life or, evem worst, resort to infidelity or risky intercourse with professionals.

The solution was to find a second woman to become part of the household, to which the wife actively vetted and aproved. It worked.

So, OP, unless you can muster up a really crazy story, I’m pretty hard to impress.

I can accept when it about messing with the installation but a lightbulb? Those are made to be easy to replace. It’s a screw and a threaded socket, 95% of the case. Unless someone is purposefully trying to do something wrong, the risk close to none.

How do you rotate a cat? What does it imply? Because the first association in my mind was akin to rotating the tyres on a car, to even out the wear. And that must be wrong.

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We will have to wait and see. And press matters against politians, if things start to go awry.

Or not. Thinga are getting heated and there are people losing patience with these extremists.

Do they realize the EU is a foreign group of countries, with separate legislation and autonomous power?

Hopefulltly, those experts retorted: for a large salary increase, in writing.

I feel personally attacked by that. Am man and able to cook. Unfair generalization. I do still manage to leave the toilet seat up.

Linux has been ready for the last twenty and I am not afraid to say it. Before moving over, I used to be the biggest Window$ fanboy you could find. I would literally preach at the smallest opportunity available and make everyone in a 10 meters radius around me groan and roll their eyeball so hard they would fall off their skull.

Then I go and buy a new laptop that I was told didn’t have a pre-installed OS after paying for it. Because I had zero extra money to go and buy a copy of Window$, I ask a coworker to hook me up with something and in the time it took me to go from the store to my job, I had a SUSE Linux disk waiting for me. Back in 2005.

I unpack the laptop, we boot it to have access to the CD drive and the damn thing starts to boot into an unannounced Window$ Vi$ta. Apparently there was a Window$, unfortunately it was the wrong version, because at this point in time, for me, it was either Window$ XP or nothing. My coworker shows me how to setup up SUSE, which took all of two hours to achieve, including mannually configuring sound and graphics card. The machine is now dual booting.

Out of morbid curiosity, I play a bit on Vi$ta. It’s slow, clunky, things are not where they should be. The machine burns through the battery in under 2 hours, under conservative energy settings, while under an OS I was previously completely unfamilliar with I feel more at ease, using GNOME as my desktop and the battery management is good enough that those two hours of battery life get stretched closer to three. This is roughly a 50% increase.

Remember I was this big fanboy? No M$Office, no WinAmp, no WinZip, no nothing. I’m lost. Right? Wrong. With zero effort, I get all the software I require for my daily life and then some. And it comes pre-installed. No need to rely on shady websites to get software. No hassle. No headaches. It just works.

Fast forward today.

I have zero machines in my home with Window$. I don’t use it. I still know how to but I don’t. I don’t recommend it. I only advise using FOSS, if the person is a terminal locked-in Window$ user.

So… Linux is ready.

Uh? Quem?