Happy that he’s finally gone

Nice

Oof

Your brother is older than your mom?

Edit: nm, your mom is from 84, I misread it as 88. Don’t have my glasses on rn.

And do it during the day, without notice, and tow the cars now illegally parked.

🦀🦀🦀

Ok but unironically there is almost certainly a garage death metal band in Sweden calling themselves debian

There should be congestion parking charges, too

If you catch all the lights. Urban biking can be a bit weird to time correctly.

What about horse-taurs? A horse on the front of a horse.

Sounds like the start of an amazing DnD campaign

It’s stormfront v2.

What? No. What does that have to do with anything? I’m talking about names like Draco Malfoy.

I’ll take that as canon given her other extremely obvious names

Extremely common, technically legal, and it is a lie to the consumer. It’s intentionally misleading.

That’s depressing

It amazes me that they have street cleaners at all. That city is nasty as hell.

Wouldn’t be the first time New Orleans has ignored engineering reports

Top-left, bottom-middle, bottom-right

And a mall ninja sword