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Cake day: January 12th, 2025

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  • It is the 41st Millennium.

    For more than a hundred centuries Donald Trump, the Emperor of America, has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Washington. He is the master of the US by the will of the nutjobs and master of a million tariffs by the might of his moronic followers. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Generative AI. He is the MAGA Lord of the vast Imperium of America for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day so that he may never truly die.

    Yet even in his deathless state, everything is still Joe Biden’s fault.




  • rosco385@lemm.eetoNews@lemmy.worldPete Hegseth denies texting war plans to journalist
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    10 days ago

    🎵Journalist caught me on Signal (It wasn’t me)

    He saw me schemin’ on Yemen (It wasn’t me)

    Even list of ordinance (It wasn’t me)

    He even caught me on a screenshot (It wasn’t me)

    He saw the bombs dropping on Sanaa (It wasn’t me)

    Heard the words the CIA told me (It wasn’t me)

    Late night host laughter getting louder (It wasn’t me)

    Shouldn’t have drunk that vodka!🎶