I’m confused. I was told “unusual hand gestures” are fine??

“Can produce a child couple, we’ll give you something free.”

Guess straight couples are excluded too if one of them is infertile.

“We have investigated ourselves and discovered nothing happened.”

I may not know anything about the stock market, but I think this means everyone should sell their stocks.

“The plagiarism machine will break without more things to plagiarize.”

I’ve been wondering if there’s a gas leak at Newsom’s house. The hell happened to him?

Always the ones you most suspect.