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Polpot literally ordered the deaths of people with glasses because they looked intellectual.

Think of the damage those protesters might do to muh economy!

This action confuses Ted Cruz

Playing the Star Spangled Banner before every damned sporting event.

Hey. Don’t blame Vance for some couch buggery. They are called Love Seats for a reason.

Gun reform advocates figure out how representative government works

I got the gender lung, Pops

Nice. Will look for it.

Here in Texas, Karbach makes a Free & Easy NA that comes in both an IPA and Belgian style that are pretty tasty.

“Deliberately ambiguous”

I don’t think that means what they think that means.

I actually think we need to cap rent increases to about 2%. In a little over 14 years, your rent doubles at 5%. So $2.5k/mo becomes $5k/month- $60k/year! Since wages have largely stagnated, most renters would be in an even worse place (although definitely better than 10% increases).

Can you explain the word “nonce” for me, please?

I appreciate that my rusty high school level German language class allows me to appreciate this meme. Wunderbar.

Jamaica Fried Chicken sounds good

Hey, Russian Warship, go fuck yourself.

I would assume their god would have saved them on their holy pilgrimage.

I’m gonna go suck my wife’s teeth and see what her reaction is

Yes. I think it would add more value to the time I have now and would help me best prepare for my passing.

Netanyahi should disband himself

Immigration and Customs Enforcement in the US. They’re basically the ones who raid homes and businesses looking for undocumented workers

Oh man. What if Hannibal crossed the Alps in these?