That’s a bummer but at least you made that one cowboy’s night!!

My first year at my current place I went to work in costume with full face makeup (Jack Nicholson’s Joker). I came home a little after dark and waited with my bowl for about an hour and a half; but at that point the makeup was getting itchy and I was done with it. Got in the shower and within maybe 3 minutes the doorbell rang! Then it rang again a couple minutes later while I was still in there! Nobody has come by for candy since then and it’s been several years.

I believe it’s “dumb fucks” if history is anything to go by.

Did I write this

I think that one’s actually saying, “Slava Ukraini!”

The best combo!

Vampira*

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Congrats! When’s the wedding?

It’s not surprising that Starbucks joined but I didn’t know about REI. What the hell, REI!

Now do Ticketmaster

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Magazines cost $14 now!

RESIST ALIEN SOCK THEFT! Use a mesh bag to keep all your socks together in the washer. Human sock retention is everyone’s responsibility!

Dan Foreman can go with him.

Atmospheres with frickin atom bombs attached to their heads!

REDRUM

Welcome to Costco, I love you! If you raise the price of the fucking hotdog I will kill you! Figure it out.

I used to enjoy how they always use dumb photos of Leon in these articles. Now I just hate seeing his face.

😏 …Is there a Mrs. Fusion?

and to different degrees at different deaths.

Was that supposed to say depths?