Getting strapped to the floor of a Dragon sounds like a great plot for a space thriller
Getting strapped to the floor of a Dragon sounds like a great plot for a space thriller
It’s gonna be really difficult not to piss on my pants through the crevasse under the toilet seat with this guaranteed boner material
Step 6.5: Sacrifice the wrong kind of bird and now your dead ex will only dance their way to the buried treasure if you play the right kind of music
You dumb son of a bitch! That “problem” you fixed has been our job security for the past 30 years! We could have had voters arguing over that platform for another seven terms if you had left well enough alone! Now what are we supposed to use for fundraising? Ideas???
Liquid sound? Dethklok would like a word with you
Fat Texan checking in: my blood is 1/3 ranch
238.3% of polled Lemmy users do not remember the news cycle nightmare of Rachel’s nipples and that most of us were too busy checking out her hairstyle.
What a sad fucking nightmare for everyone involved.
That’s the best summary of any Friends episode ever
But there is babby in crar. How girl get pragnent?
Cops have been experimenting with wearable cameras for some time, but they seem to either be incredibly unreliable or goddamn liars. Sometimes the cameras are unable to even display related footage for years at a time!
Woke toddler was working for Big Baby to make Tesla look bad
Also, firefighters are just beefy sexy shills for the axe industry
Approximately four and a half billion years ago, some rocks and shit became friends and hugged each other so tight that they created the earth.
After a few hundreds of millions of years, life appeared on earth.
Then, four-ish billion years later, Nyasasaurus was like, “roar y’all.”
And now there are birds. They’re like, “caw y’all,” and we’re all like, “yo, that’s a bird.” Then the lizards are like, “me too bro.”
The end.
And then it was funny again
I use a KVM switch tree and run it off an alternator connected to my desk bike
So you’re saying Tony Lazuto uses Windows??? That bastard!
That is an adorable name and I wish all of you the comfort you need and Navi the health she deserves. As painful as it can be for you, being with Navi makes it less painful for her. I cuddled my dog extra tight last night thinking about Navi.
Oh God, don’t watch the etc porn! You’ll never be able to unsee it…
Funny, I locked in a bad interest rate when they were high. I’d refinance, but I can only find “worse interest rates that are higher.”