E’ed Plebnista

Well, I don’t think they had the technology to do that back then. We had a party line at the time. And a phone with a rotary dial. I’m kinda old.

When I was a kid, I used to dial 911 all the time. Because all you’d get was a recording.

“The 9 1 1 emergency number is not in effect in the area where you are. If this is an actual emergency please hang up and dial your local emergency responder.”

No, no. It’s Whaa. Try it again.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VT15xsxfzSo&t=237s

It’s a form of compression. Shortest words are used most often, or in an emergency.

Such as 0118, 999, 881, 999, 119, 725…3

I thought your mother was a hamster.

.eieio

Justin Hammer, except he can’t dance.

Waswolf

I feel bad for the cancer.

https://youtu.be/xKt75jUuKJY?si=1duMWKRKGbknmBWs

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Is her name Charlie Chaplin?

That’s a Vulcan lullaby.

I guess the plethora of balls and fencing matches I was planning to attend are out now.

1976 Dodge Aspen

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

I have a dream. It’s not a big dream, it’s just a little dream. My dream - and I hope you don’t find this too crazy - is that I would like the people of this community to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire, calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do. You can’t have people, if their houses are burning down, saying, “Whatever you do, don’t call the fire department!” That would be bad.

C.D. Bales, Roxanne

Maybe it’s just cryptographically signed so you can detect if someone changed it.

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