He thinks he’s playing Risk. Except Palestinians are not little wooden cubes, they’re fucking people.

After years of working and saving, I can now afford to miss ONE paycheck. I’m no longer poor! /s

You’re one of today’s lucky 10,000! And so am I, so thanks for linking it!

And here I, a public employee, have to take an ethics course each year and cannot accept gifts over $50 (sorry, am American).