what else even needs to be said?

every day is Norm’s day. love you.

i know that in a world i should expect, these people will ultimately be held accountable and will pay for their crimes. i also know that i don’t live in that world, and it’s getting harder and harder every day to keep on doing this dance.

i mean, it’s only logical to assume you can train cats to burgle, right?

and as for your moth, those guys are fools. i’m a barber, and i had a moth come into my shop one night and it started telling me all about its feelings. i was like, ‘why are you telling me this stuff? i’m a barber. you need a psychologist.’ and all he said was, ‘well your light was on…’

everybody grab your broomsticks!

that’s cool! i assumed it had something to do with moisture

okay, that’s cool i guess? but who is “she” and why did shey say “twss”?

i don’t know what that stands for, so i just read it like you said it as a word. still works.

i just want to know why it’s in the oven

and yet you persist. why?

(sorry, this is totally a troll)

amen

i just wish i could be as godly as honey boo boo

ok buddy

yay. people are getting fucked and the leader idiots are having a flame war. tell me again how you’re still a serious country.

she’s a book you haven’ t read yet. but you can’t read the book; you have to ask her to tell you about it

POW you just got punched! we’re punching everybody over here now.

i still have both my blockbuster and hollywood video nametags. without a doubt the best jobs i ever had, and now that i’m in my forties they’re probably the best jobs i’ll ever know.

No mas

that’s the guy that goes down on you like john mayer and when he comes back up you realize it was carrot head

the illusion is STRONG. i just typed up two draft replies before i realized what actually you’re saying here.

fuck off

1786, “office in a theater in which tickets are sold,” from box (n.1) + office (n.). Box is attested from late 14c. in the specialized sense of “money box,” especially one in which money is kept for some particular purpose; this was extended to “funds, money” before c. 1400. Box office in the figurative sense of “financial element of a performance” is recorded by 1904.

https://www.etymonline.com/word/box-office