A little ziplock bag full of nipple clamps

Once it’s over he can never run again and will stop being relevant

“Surely the leopards won’t eat my face”

- These guys probably

No because see if they lose it’s because woke goblins are living in the ballot boxes and eating all the trump votes but if they win it’s because they voted so hard the goblins couldn’t eat them all. It’s just basic goblinomics

Somewhere around 2017 I bought an old dell precision from 2011 for $25, put a radeon rx 570 in it a few years later and used it as my main computer until last year when I finally got around to building a replacement

Do NOT give the carrot industry that idea

They should just use the same approach big minecraft servers use, the game itself has no anticheat, but the server makes sure the data it’s getting from the client makes sense and kicks clients sending weird data. Doing any checks client side will always be insecure and a nuisance to players

The fact that companies think client side anti cheat is a good idea is so insane. Maybe try designing your server better instead of blaming the operating system for not letting you control your users

It’s so dumb because it would be so easy for them to use a business model people don’t hate since it’s a genuinely good game but they just won’t. If they charged like $20 for the base game and maybe like $5 each for the DLCs I would probably buy the game and a few DLCs, but all the DLCs are so expensive that my options are either play the base game for free or pirate all the DLC for free, so either way EA gets no money out of someone who would otherwise have been a paying customer

I want john oliver to buy all of his stuff and run his own show with it that would be so funny

Breaking news: trans women now outnumber every other demographic and most other animal species on the planet. Ikea has discontinued all products except Blåhaj yet is still unable to keep up with demand. On the plus side though, average computer literacy is now at a record high

And I bet he does less work in a day than every single one of the people who were laid off to fund his pay

Sorry, if I said any more I would be violating the prime directive

Hmmmmmmmm give us an update on that in a couple years

I think it’s just that computers and programming are a really good escape from the world around you and that attracts anyone who feels in some way trapped or unseen in real life, especially with open source software where you really are free to make your computer into your own customized personal little world where you feel safe.

I always think it’s so funny that the old stereotypical gray haired man or neckbeard linux user got replaced by the new stereotypical transfem linux user. Now that there’s less need to compile our own software there’s more time to compile our own genders

I got away with using Liberation Serif instead of Times New Roman btw

I really wonder how many professors that mandate a font can actually even notice the difference, you would think they would choose something less ugly than Times New Roman if they could

I like how their AI generated logo doesn’t even spell the name right

The stupid paid texture packs and maps and skins on the marketplace

Minecraft pocket edition has microtransactions but it only ever pushes them on the menu never actually in game so maybe that’s a compromise? Also it’s simple but this port of Simon Tatham’s portable puzzle collection is pretty good and has no ads or microtransactions https://f-droid.org/en/packages/name.boyle.chris.sgtpuzzles/