They also found her guilty of being a witch

Well yeah, but I was trying to stick to the wording of the shower thought. We’ve all played Kerbal Space Program

You actually have to shoot for where the moon will be

Noel and Leon

It’s got the applicator though

Shouldn’t have made it out of gallium

Stararting

(Respectfully)

I find the punchline hits better when it’s repeated with the new context but that’s subjective of course. It’s how it was done in the original meme too from what I can tell.

It’s so much better when the text is the same for the second and fourth panels, instead of the last one just being “right?”.

Raking isn’t more popular because it’s slower and way more work. Blowers are excellent for snow removal too (when it’s the light and dry kind).

It’ll be debrie if he crashes

Also… there’s a very compelling video suggesting that it wasn’t the bullet that caused his ear to bleed but a collision with the gun holster of a secret service agent when he crouched down for cover.

I’m as skeptical that an actual bullet grazed his ear as the next guy (my money’s on shrapnel of some kind), but he clearly reacts and reaches up to his ear before the SS does their thing so it can’t be from the huddle

Fun rat fact: Look up the habitat range and you’ll find a perfect outline of the Canadian province of Alberta excluded. That’s because there has been a concerted effort to keep them out; there’s even a “rat patrol”

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https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/he-screams-for-he-does-not-know

Wow, the original comic that started the meme is from 2015! And this version is from 2018 apparently? I think I’m missing a decade or so from my life

Analog vs digital

I’m guessing the “fidelity” in how accurately they copy the food is down to storage space (like, they’d need what is essentially a transporter pattern buffer for each food to copy it perfectly). So replicators are the food equivalent of mp3s at like 192kbps.

We are now spouse and spouse.

As a couple you are spice

I used this one