There seems to be a discussion regarding this topic here. I found several other such conversations too. It could work!

https://lemmy.eus/post/247855

Like I said, I’d vote for a rock at this point.

A O C

Bernie!

…hear me out. Could it be possible for AI to just steal all the commercial ads?

They’re messing with my retirement plans!

No, I’m not selling the stuff! That’s the problem. I better get on a shopping spree.

Let me know where all these sellers will take their wares next. I’m hoping it’s a fediverse based shopping app.

Do the jingle!

“Inside your wallet, State farm is there!”

You know, to steal your money. Yeah, I’m wearing khakis.

I didn’t watch because fuck those two people. I will still vote Biden. But you all should know, my GE refrigerator is running!

“Apollo returns, a Boeing story”

"Huston, we have a problem… "

…ok we figured it out, now guys you’ll have to build a few things. First thing, you’ll have to go into the garbage disposal and using plastic bags please collect small bundles of poop. Mix the poop with hydrochloric acid and make them into hexagonal shapes 6" tall by 2" thick. Now we’ll need one of you to get the flu… Go find a vial left by the ruzzians. Don’t worry, we got the antidote down here. Okay next collect all the snot and mix it up with 10% gelatin. Finally, you’ll have to go outside and patch the heat shield using the gelatine as glue…

I hope they sue…

Boeing: yes, they got no chance at all.

I hope they really don’t like the ruzzians. That way, when the time comes, they can be properly utilized and disposed of…“guys why are there so many seeds in our uniforms? I don’t get it”…

Okay okay.

Did you know that librarians usually have a penis or a vagina? And the most horrible thing of all is that they bring it with them into the library! They jiggle it all around every time they go around putting books back in their order and such. It’s horrible. What kind of message are they trying to send?

I mean regardless of what sexually deviant thing they carry around between their legs, for sure, almost with a failure, with just a few exceptions, all of those deviants bring an anus with them where ever they go. And tits! They are gotta bring their tits like anyone is interested in those things. My God! We need to burn those places down!

Of all ways to describe the Bolivian government, this is the one that paints it as the best government ever.

I have vivid examples of how bad AI is a programming.

Oh oh say, can you see!? By the dawn’s early light 🕯️…

What? A full body crumple zone vehicle!? Where do I sign up!?

Oh sunk! I wanted to try and find it. So they probably know where it is then. Okay 👍.

Hey friend 🤗! Come on man, we’ll find you some cans! Place number 1 where people don’t look is under cars! Just sit here, watch the cars leaving the street parking and jump in to profit! But do it quick or a Karen might just give your cart to Bob…Sorry Karen! Yeah, not all Karen’s are bad! Specially not you!

Comes with a free dildo if you don’t have a partner but wanted to Netflix and chill somehow.

3 people in a 737 don’t make 100people non matter what side they seat at or how many times they change seats…but if they seat at the right place near an emergency exit with no seatbelt on, they could make it 2 people or even 1 person in the plane!

Looks like you’re using a local account. Do you want to upgrade to a Microsoft account where you must have Internet to get to your shit? No? I’ll remind you in 3 Microsoft days…73days and counting…72d…71… 3 seconds…5hrs…25minutes…50days…