People smart enough to realize how much they don’t know are most likely to think that they aren’t smart… and it takes a certain level of intelligence to do that.

Alternate U.S. headline:

Bike Accident Claims a Life, Unclear if Rider Wore a Helmet

Nothing wrong with being weird! Sometimes we all have to take Chances.

Oh no! …Anyway.

including scores of women and children

This always assumes that there are no civilian men. I get that men are the ones usually conscripted, but… that’s always seemed weird to me.

I was trying to come up with some sick joke about the babies being antisemitic in the eyes of Israel, but I threw up a little bit every time I tried.

And I’ve got a dark sense of humor, so that’s saying something. >.<

How much do we want to bet that someone along the line looked the other way because they believe in being violent towards their kids?

You know, the “spare the rod…” sort. Those people still exist, unfortunately.

Ah, the sound of Joe Rogan’s head exploding.

In response to gross privacy violations from big companies and governments:

“If you’ve done nothing wrong, you’ve got nothing to fear.”

I love you too, Pepsi.

Hey, I think that Linda Ellerbee would be a fine debate moderator.

I will praise anyone who slaps him in retribution.

Thoughts, yes. Please keep in mind that thoughts are not necessarily in the form of a voice, even in humans.

The driver of the vehicle is 69 years old, police said. He was taken to a nearby hospital after suffering minor injuries. He has not been charged.

I’m sorry, what?

Again.

News tomorrow: Police department retracts statement after Elon Musk lawsuit

“Will the Deep State assassinate Biden if he refuses to leave?”

This is the full title of the podcast episode. It doesn’t tell us until the very, very bottom of that article.

Also, Alex Jones can eat shit. That is all.

Great googly moogly

I’m a genius in France

Whenever I see the words “gay furry hackers” in a headline, I smile.

Rule 34.