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I was going to write a long series of events that grew in oddity and hilariousness until we all died a gruesome death, but that’s a lot of effort, so I’ll just put this here.
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I was going to write a long series of events that grew in oddity and hilariousness until we all died a gruesome death, but that’s a lot of effort, so I’ll just put this here.
And now you disabled voicemail and calls so they have to text you, right?
I was sitting here like “I didn’t know Italy was part of the US” because the title sucks ass, so here’s the bit you are looking for
sent wire transfers through US financial institutions to pay North Korea
Man, did you pick the wrong road to chill on…
Mad flex fam fr fr
there is just one
Well it’s cloudflare, not cloudsflare. Maybe overcasthosting, or sunblockservers…
one player
That one tank game where you took turns against the computer and/or others players begs to differ :P
webmaster
hard drive failure
they are not worthy of the title if they just had one disk and no backups. to be so knowledgeable and yet so stupid is a memorable achievement.
Fucking kangaroos
-$4 and include an unopened, chilled 20oz cherry pepsi. You deliver. Take it or leave it.
Two-lane, no-passing, winding mountain road: “it’s showtime” 😎
Everyone: flies straight off the cliff
Tbf I’ve read that they missed their third deadline for an early access release. I was interested in the game but if what you have after like 5 years still isn’t enough for even early gameplay scrutiny, maaaaybe some major mistakes were made. And then never addressed. For half a decade.
I’ll hate on big companies and executives alllllll day, but I’m an equal opportunity hater whenever it’s warranted.
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
An absolute piece of shit. And that’s very insulting to shit.
Fuckin’ A, man
G and S are doing 7y now, G has for almost 2y. Pixel 6 has 5y, while 7 + 8 + beyond get 7y, I believe.
I want cash since I can buy whatever I want (dildos, cocaine, whatever) or I can pay off debt, which is huge for my situation. Buying something for me is pointless as if I wanted it and thought it was a decent price, I’d have bought it already myself. But giving me some financial wiggle-room and thereby easing the stress on me is a huge benefit.
And gc come with lots of issues - initial fee for purchase, expiration dates, limited to one store / some stores don’t take “universal” visa/mc gc, I can’t go to the bank and deposit a gc. It forces me to either work around it (above, additional fees) or purchase something that I otherwise would not. It literally forces people to make poor financial decisions. That’s not a gift, that’s a burden.
It sounds like you’re in a good position financially, and that’s great. But not all of us are. If someone gave me a certificate for a Disney vacation or the like, I’d actually beat them. I need help, not belittling. Cash works for those in all situations.
I don’t speak German (just lurk and translate from /all), but I knew immediately what this was about, and I hung my head in frustration. 😫