Midnight Wolf

So that’s where that kink comes from…

When you bring someone home and the dog starts growling:

“bro, wtf share next time”

And some apparently don’t clean their ass at all

Justice boner, my favorite

And this is hypothetical. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Why not, it worked the first time around. If it ain’t broken…

And someone spoke up, right?

…

Right…?

Profits. Dead people don’t pay.

“I’m different, he wants to clean the dirty ones”

“why am I being loaded into a train I’M DIFFERENT”

When you have the beater and the rest of the cars are mint: “it’s showtime” 😎

Hard disagree, from a 30-something. Two horny people fucked with no protection and now I’m expected to get an education, find and hold employment, be self-sufficient, and be fucking grateful for being forced to do this shit? And all of their inabilities to parent properly, leading to near-debilitating anxiety and stress, is somehow my fault? That I should cater to the two idiots that couldn’t take a pill or unwrap a damn condom, because they want a mini-me? That I should blindly follow their religious views, of - again - two people that decided that momentary pleasure was better than lifelong calm and stability, for themselves and others? Two people who want to dictate what I like, what I’m interested in, my political viewpoint, my sexual preferences…? Two idiots that decided that mixing the worst part of one’s DNA with the worst part of the other is a wonderful thing to do, and the visual issues of one, the deep constant anxiety of another, the risk factors of cancer and stroke, would be a delightful thing to impose on a new being. And I should fucking be HAPPY about this?! Are you FUCKING SHITTING ME?

Sincerely, a disabled gay satanic furry - with another disabled sibling (let’s do it again!) - who was raised straight and christian and then manipulated and controlled, who is already plagued with health concerns, mental health issues, and had their first stroke at 21 years old. Everybody should freely fuck, it’s great!

(To say ‘I wish I was never born’ is such an understatement it’s actually hilarious.)

This is a cellular plan though, so… what do you do when you are out of town…?

When did I say that every place was near an assembly line…? I said ‘not my problem’. It’s a company, they can figure it out.

And yes, yes I do. Again, not my problem. It’s almost like different locations can set different prices or something to compensate for variables. Amazing, what a concept!

Nope, but it also isn’t my problem. Roll it into the price of the car, like everything else, and it can be part of the price that you can discuss and haggle over. Coming to a 50k price just to see another 1k+ this and 1.5k that tacked on is absolute bullshit.

Dealers: charge bullshit fee

Mftr: “get rid of this bullshit fee by racking up miles right from the factory”

Customer: “this is such a phenomenal deal!”

“we planned for this edge case, and have programmed the vehicle to quickly leave the scene of any accident where a driver is not present. by accepting delivery (by purchasing a vehicle) you accept that all vehicles are sold as-is. tesla insurance customers get half-off repair claim deductibles for the first 7 days.”

Is this the part where I say “hello”, or…

Ehh, the process of canceling UO involves 1) being at least 48h before your next renewal, which is mentioned nowhere except the cancelation flow, and 2) contacting cs and going through retention bullshit. VS the sign-up process being two presses.

Don’t let ‘good’ be the enemy of ‘perfect’, or whatevet that saying is.

No, you misunderstood. “Raised” as in “elevated”. We did not use antibiotics to lift or otherwise transport or move any animals. Your honor, we claim grounds for dismissal.