• noseatbelt@lemmy.ca
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    5 months ago

    Covid just made us all realise we know a lot more people than we thought we did who would hide a zombie bite.

    • kromem@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      More like we know a lot more people that would have zombie bite parties because they “trust their immune system” and simultaneously don’t believe in the zombie hoax.

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        5 months ago

        Also there are people who will intentionally smear their zombie bite juice on you because ain’t nobody gonna trample on their freedom.

    • CazRaX@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      You didn’t know that already? The cute to a zombie bite is a bullet to the head and no one wants to be shot.